Toilet Roll

Family Portrait

rare print (only one available) - beautifully situates in any lavatory

$100,007.49

(est. value after Morning's demise - $75,000,000)

Study of The Woe of The Tightrope Walker

Study of a Man Who Believed His Barber Had Not Listened to Him

rare print (only one available)

$100,341.50 (est. value after Morning has gone bald - $78,000,000)

rare print (only one available)

$100,723.13

(est. value after Morning has his bollocks reattached - $83,000,000)

"Let me be the first to drop the alliteration bomb - an absolute artistic abomination. Makes great gifts for people you mildly dislike."

Samuel Bex, art collector

"Destined to be bigger than Warhol!"

Pastor Henry Healy, podcaster, Oreo's Cookies Headphones Ambassador

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Study of an Artist Who Sold Nothing While He Was Alive And Even Less After He Died

Study of a Man Named Bob Who Went To Art Openings And Told People His Name Was Andy

Study of a Person Who Had Just Come to Regret Not Buying TP at The Supermarket

Study of a Tears For Fears Fan Who Was Beginning To Doubt Whether Everybody Wanted To Rule The World

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