morning black
Toilet Roll
Family Portrait
rare print (only one available) - beautifully situates above your toilet pan
$100,007.49
(est. value after Morning's demise - $75,000,000)
Waiting For Godot
rare print (only one available)
$100,723.13 (est. value after Godot's shows up - $83,000,001)
Study of The Woe of The Tightrope Walker
Study of a Man Who Believed His Barber Had Not Listened to Him
rare print (only one available)
$100,341.50 (est. value after Morning has gone bald $78,000,000)
rare print (only one available)
$100,723.13
(est. value after Morning has his bollocks reattached - $83,000,000)
"Let me be the first to drop the alliteration bomb - an absolute artistic abomination."
Samuel Bex, art collector
"I showed Morning's art to friends and they don't call me anymore."
Bill Watson, retired dentist
"Perfect art for people you mildly dislike.”
Anthea Redfur, retired psychoanalyst
"Destined to be bigger than Warhol!"
Pastor Henry Healy, podcaster, Oreo's Cookies Headphones Ambassador
what they're saying
SO DO YOU LIKE MY STUFF?
are you fucking serious?
("that above comment is outrageous, who wrote that? How do we get that off this webpage?" Morning's agent asks.)
Members of the Public, Dealers, Curators, Directors of The Louvre, Zillionaires, Patrons of the Arts, Benefactors, Subsidizers, Saviors and Instagram Influencers Can Contact Morning's Agent by using the above contact form. Sales inquiries to be sent here too.
Study of a Football Hooligan Who Lost Face in a Fight
Study of an Artist Who Sold Nothing While He Was Alive And Even Less After He Died
Study of a Man Named Bob Who Went To Art Openings And Told People His Name Was Andy
Study of a Person Who Had Just Come to Regret Not Buying TP at The Supermarket
Study of a Man Who Went Around Bars Telling Strangers He Was in Pink Floyd - Then Asked Them if They Would Buy Him a Budweiser
Hundreds More Classics in Morning's Soon To Be Published Books:
*Morning's Music Fans
*Morning Black: King of the Art Captions
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Study of a Tears For Fears Fan Who Was Beginning To Doubt Whether Everybody Wanted To Rule The World
